We are thrilled to be celebrating the release of Michelle Hazen’s
Rockstar Romance, A CRUEL KIND OF BEAUTIFUL! This is the first installment in her Sex, Love, and Rock & Roll
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Title: A Cruel Kind of Beautiful
Author: Michelle Hazen
Release Date: December 4, 2017
Publisher: Self-published
Series: Sex, Love, and Rock & Roll
Genres: Contemporary Romance
Page Count: 344
Synopsis:
If you can’t get to the Big O, can you
get to the happily ever after?
Jera McKnight loves music, swoons for hot guys, but sucks at sex. Jacob Tate is her perfect storm: a pun-loving nude model with a heart as big as his record collection.
When a newspaper-delivery accident lands him in her living room, he’s almost tempting enough to make her forget she’s never been able to please a man—in bed or out of it. Sure, he laughs at her obscure jokes, and he’ll even accept a PG-rating if it means he gets time with her, but he’s also hiding something. And it has everything to do with the off-limits room in his apartment.
Jera pours all her confusion and longing into her drum kit, which pays off when her band lands the record deal of their dreams. Except just like Jacob, it might be too good to come without a catch.
She doesn’t know if her music is good enough to attract a better contract, or if she’s enough to tempt a man like Jacob to give up his secrets, even if they could fix her problems between the sheets. But if this rocker girl is too afraid to bet on herself, she might just end up playing to an empty house.
Jera McKnight loves music, swoons for hot guys, but sucks at sex. Jacob Tate is her perfect storm: a pun-loving nude model with a heart as big as his record collection.
When a newspaper-delivery accident lands him in her living room, he’s almost tempting enough to make her forget she’s never been able to please a man—in bed or out of it. Sure, he laughs at her obscure jokes, and he’ll even accept a PG-rating if it means he gets time with her, but he’s also hiding something. And it has everything to do with the off-limits room in his apartment.
Jera pours all her confusion and longing into her drum kit, which pays off when her band lands the record deal of their dreams. Except just like Jacob, it might be too good to come without a catch.
She doesn’t know if her music is good enough to attract a better contract, or if she’s enough to tempt a man like Jacob to give up his secrets, even if they could fix her problems between the sheets. But if this rocker girl is too afraid to bet on herself, she might just end up playing to an empty house.
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A CRUEL KIND OF BEAUTIFUL Excerpt
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© 2017 Michelle Hazen
“If this is about sex, here’s the thing: I like
sex. Every kind of sex. And I can make it unbelievably good for you.” He says
it without a hint of a blush, and no trace of arrogance. The temperature of my
skin rockets up.
I swallow to combat my suddenly dry mouth. I
really, really want to roll him on top of me and forget that no matter how hot
he makes me, I’ll be left panting and straining and unfulfilled at the end.
I want to pretend I don’t know better.
“This isn’t a romance novel,” I tell Jacob. “It
doesn’t work like that. You can’t just put on some Barry Manilow and call it
making love, and be so gentle with me that my head explodes into a rain of
fireworks. I tried all that, and it sucked.”
I push up to sitting, my eyes darting away from
him as I rub one hand down my opposite arm. I hate how ugly it makes me feel to
talk about this stuff.
“No matter how excited I get, I can’t finish. My
ex tried to help me get over it, and it only made the whole thing worse for
both of us.”
“Look, I get that. I listened to that shitty
voicemail he left you. But it doesn’t have to go that way, Jera. Did you know
that seventy-five percent of women have trouble experiencing orgasm through
vaginal sex? Only fifteen percent of women have the same trouble once
additional stimulation is provided.” He sits up too. “Have you tried toys? Even
just a little booster like a vibrating cock ring? What about fetishes?”
I blink, at a loss.
“Fetishes can be really unique, and they are
often biologically based,” he explains. “Not linked to trauma or anything
weird. They’re incredibly powerful. You could have an insane gummy bear fetish
or something and just have no idea that's what you need to get excited. Have
you read much erotica?”
My cheeks burn and if my mouth isn’t hanging
open, it’s only because I’m too shocked to move.
“I might have done some research,” he admits.
“Oh really? I thought I accidentally hit play on
my Sexual Dysfunction for Dummies audiobook. How are you not blushing
right now?”
“I like talking about sex.” He shrugs. “And it’s
important to you. Of course I want to know as much as I can. Besides, I’m an
engineering major. Taking things apart and figuring out how they work is kind
of what we do.”
That pulls a reluctant smile from me, because
that is insanely nerdy but also sweet, and more than a little embarrassing. I
don’t even want to see all the ways I’ve besmirched his browser history.
About Michelle Hazen:
Michelle Hazen is a
nomad with a writing problem. Years ago, she and her husband ducked out of the
9 to 5 world and moved into their truck. As a result, she wrote most of her
books with solar power in odd places, including a bus in Thailand, a golf cart
in a sandstorm, and a beach in Honduras. Currently, she’s addicted to The
Walking Dead, hiking, and Tillamook cheese.
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